As we sail into the holiday season, we're going to change our tack a bit and do things a little differently aboard the S.S. Semper Voluptarum:
Some holiday gifts for our crewmates
October 7, 2014
A Perfect Match
August 30, 2014
Big week aboard the wee boat:
Tuesday 1/13 - 6p-1a - Open at 6pm for Happy Hour. Bob and Pete sling the drink.
Wednesday 1/14 - 8p-1a - Joe Latona tak...
This Week Aboard The Ship
January 13, 2015
We Set Sail Again - Thursday Night
May 13, 2014
We hope you'll come aboard our first cruise in five months this Thursday night. We're thrilled to welcome back Everette DeVan and friends including Matt Carrillo, Matt Hopper and Danny Rojas.
While Timmy, Josh and Bob will be manning the bridge as usual, we're introducing our newest crewmate, Able Seawoman Shelley Paul, who will be greeting you at the door with much sass, collecting cabin fare and keeping general order aboard the boat.
We have an expanded selection of liquors this week, so take a look and see if something catches your fancy. A selection of tasteful yet unpretentious cocktails as well as draft and premium bottled beers will be arriving in the next couple of weeks.
Thursday night will also be the debut of our new credit card machine. Yes that's right, we're getting the latest in 20th century technology installed so we can take more of your money. Cash is always preferred, but if you just can't bother or forget to get cash, don't worry - We've got it covered.
Josh is putting the finishing touches on the brand new Smoking Deck this afternoon, and we think you'll find it's a nice place to hang out and enjoy all your vices simultaneously. There's a great view of the stage as well as the scenic alleyway. As always, please no drinks in the alley or Seawoman Shelley will flog you.
Finally, we're bumping up our opening and closing times, since your grizzled old crew needs what beauty rest we can get. Doors open at 8pm and music begins around 9pm or so. Please come early and enjoy a quiet drink and stay late to boogie down.
Thursday, May 15
8:00pm - 1:00am
$3.00 cabin passage